Scenes from the Elevator


A: “I was just bugging Cindy about what she had in her coffee cup.”

B: “Oh my god, that is sooooooo funny!”

A: “Yeah, it was a classic.”

*end scene*


A Null Existence


Some time ago, I was assigned the task of responding, in my boss’s stead, to an email that had sat withering in his inbox for weeks. More precisely, the message was a recent one whose sender was following up on something sent weeks earlier, asking for my boss’s attention to the matter at hand. So it was that I was called in to save the day…something, something, fate of the free world. Obviously.

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